Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025

Louisiana style walking

When youre walking down the street and pissing at the same time

That man is Louisiana style walking down Bourbon ST.

by Meow meow kitty meow LA February 21, 2026

Dead girl WALKING

Someone who has 30 hrs to live bc she will d!e in 30 hrs so she hooks up with her psychotic bf"

"IM A DEAD GIRL WALKING"

by 6DaMoosical May 6, 2025

Half Paul Walker

Going fast without the tragedy

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”

by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025

Purple never walks alone

A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.

Damn Daniel, purple never walks alone.

by Asmund July 21, 2025