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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Fish

An individual who jumps into an thread and flames the OP without taking the time to read and understand the post.
on a gaming site: The Op posts "Grass is overpowered." A scarcastij jab at all the crying about over powered weapons.

a "fish" will jump into the fray and flame the OP without taking the time to see the sarcasm.
by Snakedoctor55 February 19, 2008
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Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.
Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”
by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020
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fish

Fish is usually used to describe a loser. One may be called a fish if he stinks, has no friends or is just all around a terrible person. A fish could also be a term used for a stinky slimy animal. You should not make contact with a fish in order to maintain a stink free life.
girl: "ew it stinks.."

boy: "oh it must be a fish"

or

girl: "you didnt talk to that fish did you?"

boy: " oh hell no."
by #getalife May 29, 2012
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Fish

A person who stays in their room only needing food and water to make their life interesting.
Wow dude swear that girl is a fish I never see her
by RedoakRider February 26, 2021
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Fish head

Using a Fish to get head, using it as a fleshlight
-Bro i just got Fish head
-Are you gonna make a stew?
-Bro..
by Fuckfish123 February 24, 2022
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Mr. Fish

by anonymous January 6, 2024
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