One Life/Level Rule

Household code that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers. If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.

Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!" *cries to mommy*

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.

by mattyp1108 November 22, 2011

how to fix your life

Bitch you cant (Trust me i tried). So go back to your room, catch up on all your missed Netflix Shows and cry (with some junk food... and maybe a dog. YOU CANT FIX YOUR LIFE. LIFE IS LIFE AND I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :) (actually crying inside) :(

How to fix your life.

Bitch you cant fix your life.

by sad???????? July 18, 2018

Mae West Life Vest

Mae West Life Vest

That girl has a Mae West Life vest , she will never drown

by BellasaurusTheJust February 25, 2022

spice up your life

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

Whole life, one Gwife

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.

- Dude I love B$.
- Whole life, one Gwife!

by illinipride23 October 2, 2006

This life just isn’t fulfilling

I’m talking to you UD Jews

I just don’t find this life very fulfilling

This life just isn’t fulfilling

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.

all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

by lumbee indian July 22, 2008