Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slapping rice

To be fuckin there bitch or girl

Yes Mike I'm slapping rice with your bitch

by Squints2316 December 16, 2022

tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.

Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap

by Noctis 92 August 10, 2017

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022