A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 5, 2024
Get the Super Straightmug. “Andrew couldn’t resist liquor because he’s a super slut for alcohol.”
“She’s a super slut for those Honey Nut Cheerios behind the bleachers.”
“She’s a super slut for those Honey Nut Cheerios behind the bleachers.”
by confusedonion April 8, 2022
Get the Super Slutmug. by livy_lou16 September 10, 2023
Get the super duper shmupermug. by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
Get the Super Squirtmug. by Poopgoddontplaywithme May 2, 2024
Get the Super star my assmug. She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow, girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to please, oh, no
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow, girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to please, oh, no
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Everybody sing
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl (the kind of girl you want to know)
From her head down to her toenails (down to her feet)
Yeah, she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine (long and black and shining bright)
Three's not a crowd to her, she says (ménage à trois, ooh, la, la)
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there, she's got incense, wine, and candles
It's such a freaky scene
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
I really like to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Temptations sing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you won't take home to mother
And she will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street
Blow Danny
Oh, girl
Oh, girl
She's super-freaky, yow
Everybody sing
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl (the kind of girl you want to know)
From her head down to her toenails (down to her feet)
Yeah, she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine (long and black and shining bright)
Three's not a crowd to her, she says (ménage à trois, ooh, la, la)
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there, she's got incense, wine, and candles
It's such a freaky scene
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
I really like to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Temptations sing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you won't take home to mother
And she will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street
Blow Danny
Oh, girl
Oh, girl
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
Get the Super Freakmug.