shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

Give It Shit

When one decides to abandon all respect and compassion for something or someone and inhibits forceful behavior upon whatever that may be generally resulting in a bad outcome and often damage.

- Hey Todd? My car seems to be overheating...

- Aaaah it'll be fine! Just "give it shit"!!!

by tirefire87 July 7, 2011

Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

Fucking shit

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023