sleep one off

TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover

Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off

by Scott July 19, 2004

gets you off

whatever excites or sexually arouses you

1: this banana gets you off aye babe?
2: yeah baby, it's nice, very nice

by i know how it is April 15, 2011

jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

Back off, pup!

A phrase used to tell someone to back up off you, especially when they are unnecessarily in your grill, or all up in your Kool-Aid.
Originally uttered by Watchkeeper Gargolmar in the Hellfire Ramparts instance of World of Warcraft (WoW) when he charges you in order to spell interrupt.

Drew: "Bro, you are acting like a real reggin right now!"
Jay (sounding like wolverine): "Back off, Pup!"

by -Wig. October 30, 2007

Off like Gobachev

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.

"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

write you off

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.

They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.

by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013

fell off the wagon

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.

by not_really_me March 15, 2004