It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021

Fold you like sex

Fold you like sex is the phrase used by two highly intense lovers ready to bring their performance in the bedroom to a whole new level. The overall position allows for one partner to be folded over themselves being overlapped by their own body whilst they are being sexed and folded by the other sex partner. This sex can be used ball all genders at any amount of people performing this advanced technique. The person being folded can feel their partner reaching into their stomach as they watch the insertion of their genitals.

Lucas: "Ohhh Oliver, I'm going to fold you like sex."
Oliver: "So Lucas, are we going to fold him like sex?"
Dhar Mann: "NOO RUSSEL, PLEASE DON'T FOLD ME LIKE SEX WITH YOUR YOGA BALL!!!"

by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.

"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.

1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.

Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes

by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010