A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.
Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.
Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.
Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.
by j.ha August 31, 2008
Get the hand job partymug. This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).
The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.
by GeneralG7 March 16, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Tea Partymug. by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014
Get the pre party nervesmug. When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
by angelossary April 19, 2010
Get the party pre-ejaculatemug. When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."
Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."
Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
by Bableforce February 13, 2012
Get the Party On The Toilet Seatmug. 
The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.
Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?
Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
by Wantai September 23, 2012
Get the Cosmic Party Syndromemug.