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Blumpkin Tea Party

This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).

The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.

by GeneralG7 March 16, 2011