shit tunnel

the toilet, the portal to the shit caven.

gonna drop a deuce down the shit tunnel

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

shit thirty

The time your body instinctively needs to take a crap

Every morning at shit thirty, it is time to visit the toilet.

by CATleen February 11, 2014

Bomb as Shit

something that is it beyond best

those taquitos were bomb as shit

by Colin & Samantha March 8, 2008

Shit puff

Passing wind

I went to eat her ass and she let out a shit puff.

by 93 yourcultleader93 March 25, 2022

Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.

Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”

by Han so lo September 23, 2017

Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.

Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015