mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

Bit Of Lasagna

A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.

Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES

by used paper towel May 21, 2019

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

frank's lasagna

Translated directly to "love"

Use in context of something that you really love.

Hey, videogames are totally Frank's Lasagna!

by Stalker25 June 24, 2019

Pulling a Lassie

Pulling a "Lassie" is as the definition says - It is when your friend is in a situation that they need to get out of and making up a crazy story to tell them to get out of said situation.

Original example "What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck down the well?..." The Pulling a Lassie : "Come home quickly! There is an alligator burning down the house and all I have is a breadstick and a water spritzer and I don't know how long I can hold it off!"

Response: "what's that?! I will get home right now!!"

by Murphs007 February 6, 2020

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020