{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011
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a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
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(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
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That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
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As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.
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