Sus Cake

Something you call your siblings to make them upset of feel uncomfortable.

Brianna and Carmen are my little Sus Cakes

by StCumbucket August 10, 2021

Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 8, 2022

tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022

Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.

by Max Coleman July 18, 2008

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna

MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024