Pleasure poop

When a person has such a great poop session that they receive an orgasm while in the act of pooping.

Dude, I just had an amazing pleasure poop.

I pleasure pooped all over the place last night!

Pleasure poop by kizzbizz March 21, 2009

infomercial poop 

When you think you are done pooping, you wipe, get up but then have to poop again. "But Wait! There's more"

It took me forever to get out of the bathroom. I had one infomercial poop after another

infomercial poop by mjank May 28, 2009

Cooter-Poop 

Vaginal secretions

I woke up the next morning with her panties next to my bed and they were filled with Cooter-Poop.

Cooter-Poop by Asian Me July 4, 2009

hooker poop 

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

hooker poop by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

stage poop 

for a musician,leftover duct tape that sticks to your shoes and cables after a gig.

"There's stage poop on these cables from last night!"

stage poop by dearhearts September 25, 2003

Nerd Poop 

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop

Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.

Nerd Poop by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011

Thermally Enhanced Poop  

Thermally Enhanced Poop, or T.C.P., is a poop that is laid in or on a source of intense heat. This greatly intensifies the grotesque smell, and nasty form of the shit. This procedure can be done as a prank almost anywhere.

A T.C.P can be used in place of T.P'ing someones house. To do so, find a heat source near the persons house such as a vent, or electrical device. Gently meneuver the shit into the designated area. If a vent, unscrew the vent cover, shit into the air duct, and then close the vent again. This will suck horribly for the person and will make the whole area smell of shit.

A T.C.P can be laid at school as well. A good place for one would in science class. You can sneak into class after school, turn on a hotplate and shit on it, then wait for the next day.

The day at highschool was cancelled due to a Thermally Enhanced Poop laid on campus.

Thermally Enhanced Poop by Dev B January 6, 2007