John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.

Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us

John Smithing by urnotmax December 6, 2025

John Chingleberry

It means you forgot your umbrella

Person 1: Aw, John Chingleberry!!
Person 2: where??
Person 1: At home.

John Chingleberry by Poofungle December 7, 2025

John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective

Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast

John Among by Evachado December 12, 2025

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

John Eiron decastro by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

John Marston’d by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

John Carr

My pookie bear. John is an absolute baddie, and he can get any guy.

That guy is such a John Carr

John Carr by Soulsistersqueen January 24, 2026

John Carr

My pookie bear. John Carr is such a baddie, and he can get any guys.

That guy is such a John Carr 😍.

John Carr by Soulsistersqueen January 24, 2026