Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.

That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!

by RealBitchYouKnow November 23, 2015

Cake

Cake does not mean someone with a large butt, okay? If you think that's what it means then I'm guessing you've never seen a cake. :)

Anyways here's the definition

A combination of eggs, milk or water, canola oil or vegetable oil, and flour then put into the baked in the oven at any temperature and time.

Hey, we should be nice for a change and bake our parents a cake!

by AleahUrbinDefine June 17, 2018

Cake

Thiccccccc

Zoe got that cake

by Your butt stank January 21, 2020

Cake

yummmy ass

mmm gimme a taste of that cake

by dragon fairy April 17, 2020

cake

'cake' is the name of the bromance between Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings from the band 5 seconds of summer.

''yup, that's a cake moment.''

by MichaelCliffordsButt June 08, 2017

Cake

Lya’s Ass

Woah look at that piece of cake

by KingKazma3067 January 23, 2023

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 06, 2019