Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Moonlight Moment

The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.

Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.

by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017

Shaboomy Moment

An area of time where something can go horribly wrong or insanely right

Person 1: "I think I'm going to ask Cindy to date me."
Person 2: "That's a shaboomy moment, like what if she says no?"
Person 3: "shaboomy"

by unhappyinfant June 21, 2021

Thomas Moment

being mad because youre not you when you're hungry. solved by eating a snickers

"He's having a Thomas moment. Give him a snickers"

by Absolute Moron August 30, 2023

Dawn Moment

A completely arbitrary, contradictory, and hypocritical statement.

Wow that was a Dawn Moment

by Ligmatities May 10, 2021

Melik Moment

When an individual behaves in a silly goofy ahhh way. It's used to describe "that one friend" that does or say something that only him could do. The range of actions can vary from just breathing to stealing uranium from terrorists

"I decided to train raccoons to use weapons, so they can help me to rob a bank"
"Melik Moment "

"One day the angel of death will come to collect my soul and it will be my end"
"Melik Moment"

by Shrl January 31, 2023

Cottageshed Moment

The inception of a new cottage industry, through the sudden discovery of a niche that can be exploited by enterprising entrepreneurs.

Derived from Watershed Moment and Cottage Industry.

The scarcity of Animal Crossing's "Raymond" villager, combined with the lack of an Amiibo, heralded a cottageshed moment for online traders.

by Joseph Gootee Schafers June 30, 2021