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Have you heard?

The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.
1. Have you heard? Whats that? You mean you haven't heard? I was under the impression that everyone had heard? Heard what? THAT THE BIRD IS WORD, B-B-B- BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRD IS THE WORD
by JerryDuke April 1, 2009
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where the fuck are you

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.
by Flower456 May 20, 2017
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You forgot Poland

A sad excuse for an arguement given by a incumbant President trying desperatly to escape his dismal record.

While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.

A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.
Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."

Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"

(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)
by Watchful Eye October 1, 2004
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I cut you

I shall harm you with a bladed object, preferrably with a "switchblade" or a "butterfly knife".
Tony: Jim, you be a dumbass!
Jim: I cut you!
by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004
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you best believe

you best believe means that you better believe it, i’m not lying. if you say “you best believe” you are obviously telling the truth
john: what happened at carols party?
suzan: you best believe everyone was hammered
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you know why.

This is what you say after you punch and/or kick a guy in the balls. This is a good revenge to use on douchebags. Here's what you do:

Knock on douchebag's door.

When douchebag answers, come at him like a spider monkey- a deranged, rabid spider monkey.

Punch/kick him right in the nuts.

As he writhes on the floor and cries, "Whhhhyyyy??!?!?!", You point at him and yell very scarily, "YOU KNOW WHY!!"

And he will know why.

Revenge accomplished!
How to correctly carry out a "you know why."

Dave (answers door): Oh, hi..
(Sara, crazy eyes and all, punches Dave in the nutsack)
Dave (falling to the floor): WWWWWHYY?
Sara: YOU KNOW WHY!
by ,fknkd April 25, 2010
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Fuck You, Chachi

A dismissive exclamation used to get rid of someone.
This is a masculine version of "Bye, Felicia" based on Scott Baio's political rants, referencing his role on Happy Days.
THEM: "This place sucks. You guys are so boring. "
YOU: "Fuck You, Chachi" (Said with a dismissive wave)
by DanoNYC July 28, 2016
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