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Millard Man

noun
A mouth breathing Omaha native residing anywhere SW of 108th and Pacific in the Omaha, NE Metro. The Millard Man typically owns his own contracting company, i.e., heating and cooling, plumbing, landscaping, etc. and has an overinflated sense of self worth due to his self-made "status". Millard Man tends to be indignant and can be difficult to converse with because of their often combative and arrogant nature. The Millard Man's archetype is not limited to the geographic boundaries of the Millard neighborhood because it has metastasized into a social contagion across much of the metro.
I don't go to that bar much anymore. It's been taken over by the Millard Man.

DId that drunken Millard Man really just park his company truck on the sidewalk?

I swear if one more Millard Man screams across the bar for a Keno ticket, I'm out of here.
by Omaha Cynic August 11, 2023
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Boss Man

A name for someone who works at a yard sale.
Guy: Het Boss Man how is it going?
Boss Man: Slow but maybe it will get better.
by Fuel483slow June 17, 2022
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goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.
potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.
by Timmy August 1, 2003
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monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"
Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."
by Tess October 24, 2004
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eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.
hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning
by giantsfan December 25, 2005
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burning man

Disneyland for Yupsters.
He scalped two Burning Man tickets at $250 a piece on Craigslist
by alecm3 July 24, 2007
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Iron Man

His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
by Dr. Doom May 30, 2004
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