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Porridge Metal

Term Used to Deskribe Musik That Has No Guitar Aksents, Drum Volume is to Low, Tempo Changes Frequently. Use by Kriss Drummer to Define the Trakk from Motörhead - Overkill During Live Twitch Stream.
Motörhead - Overkill is Porridge Metal
by theMekanik December 19, 2023
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Heavy metal

*group of people showing each other their firearms, someone shows a small revolver to the group*

That’s cute, I see you fuck with pop but what you know about heavy metal?”

*displays a Mac 10*
by Cuuussshhh January 9, 2024
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butt metal

A musically watered down style of metal that's meant to be as inoffensive and possible and appeal to the widest demographic possible. Also commonly overlaps with octanecore.

"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)
"Dude, that's some shitty ass butt metal. Do you actually listen to Damageplan?"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"
by mish1 November 12, 2023
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nu metalhead

A normal term for someone who likes nu metal to whatever kind of extent.
Types of nu metalheads:
1). The basic: "Y'all...this new Korn CD goes fuckin' hard..."
2). The slightly extra extreme fan: "Hell yeah! New Slipknot shit!"
3). The crack baby: (at Woodstock '99) "LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT!" {notices woman on-stage} "SHOW YOUR TITS!"
4). The opposer (not really a nu metalhead but whatever lmao): "uuUGghHhh...FUCK Fred Durst and his faggoty ass rapping! I'd rather shove my cock into a blender than listen to that dogshit!"
5). The enjoyer: "Hey, this is really good! I wonder if they have more songs..."

Craig: "New Korn CD dropped...I'm out for that shit."
Rosanna: "New Korn CD?!"
Brady: *impatiently waiting for Rosanna to show her breasts*
Paul: No, GO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT POP ROCK DOGSHIT.
Tyler: Shut up, Paul. If it's good, it's good.

In order, Craig is an ordinary nu metalhead, Rosanna is slightly more hardcore, Brady is the crack baby from Woodstock '99, Paul is the opposer (or elitist, fuck knows), and Tyler is just an enjoyer who doesn't give a single shit about what's playing.
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
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Baby Metal

Babymetal (Japanese: ベビーメタル, Hepburn: Bebīmetaru) is a Japanese kawaii metal band consisting of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal", Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal" and Momoko Okazaki as "Momometal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency. Their vocals are backed by heavy metal instrumentation, performed by a group of session musicians known as the "Kami Band" at performances.
by Juniper loves jupiter December 10, 2023
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cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"
by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024
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Proper Metal

“Proper Metal” is:

A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

The Proper Metal look comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars

Very large drum kits

Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums

*unless invited by The Metal Gods
by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024
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