Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

MuahLonnBExplosion show in little AMERICA relbjaloodskinDians

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I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA relbjaloodskindians.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 1, 2024

Not a fun little event

When Wii Sports Club forgets the blue ridge at the top of the spine's box art.

Adam: Hey, have you played Wii Sports Club?
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.

by CombsRKewl September 30, 2020

Devious Little Shit

Kahogo Valentino Tekina

"Oh, wow, Kahogo Valentino Tekina over there is such a Devious Little Shit!"

by Cupioromanticist January 30, 2023

Little Caprice

A small, but also sudden unanticipated change, burst of changes or actions

I was just waiting for the bus when I had a Little Caprice, out of nowhere!

by Jennifer the Menifer March 25, 2022

Dida-little-it

Denotes an accelerated passage of time, usually a leap into the future from a present moment of denial of the possibility of a bad outcome to the moment the unthinkable occurs.

Etymology: TV sound effect with possible origins in the comedy series "Bewitched" (ref. Samantha's nose twitch). See also entry #1.

Alternate spelling: Diddle-liddle-it

Ego: That dude squeezed my heart near dry! Slowly. With a monster grip. Power, brute power. If only he knew his strength. Sure, I enjoyed his company and all, but what's that worth? Exsanguination smarts!

Buddha: You must walk quietly away.

Ego: Argh, there's only one thing for me to do with these last drops of vital fluid. I'm gonna sock it to him. Tell him off and cut him out. And I'll never regret it!

Buddha: Dida-little-it.

by Ms. Maple December 13, 2008

Annoying Little Shit

That one annoying ass person/friend you have who doesn't shut the fuck up.

Hey, (INSERT BITCH NAME) is an annoying little shit

by Goofy ass motherfucker May 5, 2023