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Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.
Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.
by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020
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National Kiss A Friend Day

go kiss that friend of yours.

he/she is waiting...
Hey bro remember my friend Ashley? The fine one

Yea bro I do. What about it?

It is National Kiss A Friend Day so ima take my chance.
by anonymous881638271 March 24, 2021
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Kitty kiss

The kitty kiss is the exact same motion of a teabag, but practice by someone with a vagina! As the teabag, it is use to show disrespect!

It is name this way as a vulva looks more like a mouth than a sac
Man 1: Did i just got teabag by this woman caracter?
Man 2: no man you got kitty kissed
by Aboxofpuppy June 28, 2022
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Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018
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National Kissing Day

They celebrate the day of kissing. You kiss whoever you want and you don't have to be dating them and if you're in a relationship this is the day you can have your first kiss. So go do National Kissing Day.
by Bob Humanities November 18, 2019
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Peanut kisses

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off
by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023
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Hershey’s Kiss

When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022
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