Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 10, 2011
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 15, 2019
It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019
It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.
Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay June 08, 2011
by BTC123 May 08, 2019
I saw your girl go with those guys the other night i heard they gave her the good ol chocolate bukkake
by Sawcy boy February 05, 2021
by shrimpdick02 April 02, 2021