bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 10, 2011
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chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 15, 2019
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Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask
by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay June 08, 2011
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Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.
Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."
by BTC123 May 08, 2019
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Chocolate bukkake

When a group of big black nut on someone
I saw your girl go with those guys the other night i heard they gave her the good ol chocolate bukkake
by Sawcy boy February 05, 2021
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Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night
by shrimpdick02 April 02, 2021
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