Tylenol moment

A decision (such as recalling, a dangerous batch) that saves a brand or product from being disliked or discontinued. Originally refers to the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders where cyanide was slipped into Tylenol bottles. Johnson & Johnson halted production and quickly, recalled all bottles. The move is likely what saved the Tylenol brand from this incident.

This is a Tylenol moment we have to recall.

by Threader8 February 15, 2025

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Greg Moment

A terrible, dumb or ridiculous idea, doing or mannerism.

It was so hot earlier I climbed into the freezer to cool down, it was such a greg moment!

by Greg Moment June 16, 2022

tyler moment

when someone fucks up in a situation which one should never fuck up in

“Hey you said we’d take pictures at 10 cause you have to leave at 1. It’s noon!”
“Ah my bad. That’s a tyler moment”

by bundleofsticksinabox April 3, 2024

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022