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Ass-Crotch

A disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second ass.
MEYER HAS THE BIGGEST Ass-Crotch EVER!!!!
by SMURF_THAT_HATES_MEYER July 9, 2004
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ass shrapnel

The little bits of feces, toilet paper, string, and other flak that collect in a man's ass crack.
His fart wasn't enough to clear out all of the ass shrapnel that had collected during the week.
by TazCat March 31, 2004
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ass baby

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.
The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
by willdbeast May 2, 2006
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swamp ass

An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.
Dude,..you got swamp ass or what?
by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008
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man ass

Occurs when you sit on a pubic or office toilet that is gender specific for men and the toilet seat is warm, hot or sticky from the man that just left.
Normally an unused office toilet is cold to the touch but a man ass toilet seat is warm, hot, or sticky.
by ecabrera1 October 27, 2008
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Guthrie's Ass

Have you seen Guthrie's Ass? It's Huge!
by supremecourtier March 9, 2005
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