Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.

That person is a ball polisher.

by Behsg June 1, 2016

Omnikan Ball

Definitions:

1. Stupid huge volleyballs that gym teachers take care of more than their students and if one is popped everyone is doomed to die.
2. The dumbest thing invented since the Furbies. It's so huge that teachers say it can kill you if you get hit with it just to scare us off.

3. Justin Bieber seems like a better option than this. It's honestly hell to play with it, especially if your like one of the seven dwarfs.

Gym Teacher: "These omnikan balls are going to break someone's neck someday, so if you don't abide by the rules, you're all gonna run for the rest of the class!"

~The Students all roll their eyes at their teachers stupidity~

by therealcakeandpieandcookies January 29, 2018

Balls McVinegar

An exclamation derived from the phrase "balsamic vinegar".

Balls McVinegar, I hate this game!

by integrityowl February 3, 2018

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

ball choker

Someone who chokes when pressure is on the line

Someone who chokes on balls

After I dropped the ball, my supervisor called me a ball choker

Last night when we were having sex, my wife choked on my balls and I called her a ball choker

by _hb32 January 1, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017