Omnikan Ball

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1. Stupid huge volleyballs that gym teachers take care of more than their students and if one is popped everyone is doomed to die.
2. The dumbest thing invented since the Furbies. It's so huge that teachers say it can kill you if you get hit with it just to scare us off.

3. Justin Bieber seems like a better option than this. It's honestly hell to play with it, especially if your like one of the seven dwarfs.
Gym Teacher: "These omnikan balls are going to break someone's neck someday, so if you don't abide by the rules, you're all gonna run for the rest of the class!"

~The Students all roll their eyes at their teachers stupidity~
by therealcakeandpieandcookies January 29, 2018
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