D-fumble

A mistake made that effects a live stream.

The music was too loud during that stream. Someone made a D-fumble.
Every stream something goes wrong. My co-host always makes D-fumbles.

D-fumble by Daddy9/11 May 30, 2021

d r a g o n s 

similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.

"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n

" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
[spin Xplosions} OH ShIneaqwa NIBBA. compusts and dies

d r a g o n s by B i g ';.;m,.;a-`,.;m.m.;';`-a May 30, 2021

d.doppo 

- nerd bungou stray dog lover , all he does is analyze shit and hurt my feelings. along with 2,000+ other sad people

person: hey, what are you crying over now, bruh?
me: fucking d.doppo posted some kinnie shit

d.doppo by angosslvttbh May 31, 2021

D.t.s 

Down. To. Smoke

“Are you down to smoke a joint”
“Are you D.T.S?”

D.t.s by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

d'u 

short for do you.

d'u get it

d'u by Hyderite June 5, 2021

D.I.Y.(ks)

A play on words of Do It Yourself and dicks describing a situation where you go to a job, place, store (home improvement or otherwise), or event and the staff doesn’t really want to be bothered or be helpful so they do the bare minimum and leave you to fend for yourself most of the time under the guise that they are giving you creative space or autonomy.

When I was a kid, I went to the community center to learn how to swim but the instructors just tossed me in the deep end and said “Now, swim bitch!”. They are such D.I.Y.(ks).

Or

I walked into the most ghetto hardware store I have ever seen. Obviously no one gives a fuck about customer service. When I told the clerks who were chatting at the front counter that I was re-doing the sink at my house for the 1st time, instead of asking me questions or offing to help me pick materials, one just nodded in the direction of the copper pipe and they went back to their conversation. Puro D.I.Y.(is)!

D.I.Y.(ks) by ADom&ABull June 8, 2021

D'evn

Am abbreviated form of the words "Don't even"

You d'evn know how to tie a knot

D'evn by Babatunde! June 9, 2021