Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Hill Road Taco Bell

Located in Flint MI this is a popular place for "Community" hangouts.

" Later this evening I will be meeting my side hoe COMMUNITY at the HILL ROAD TACO BELL."

by Johnson Cranker February 17, 2025

Taco Tucker

White Woman, mexican man

That waste of 200,000 years of genetics is a taco tucker.

by Bigcricket February 20, 2025

the Nordic taco

When you put four Swedish rods in a box.

Did you see the way they handled that The Nordic taco.

by Blueballsboy February 20, 2025

Cock taco

When a man feeds his penis wrapped in a tortilla to his partner

That Pat loves cock tacos

by Yoyosackalies March 14, 2025

Dominican Taco

To take your chubbed up wiener and rub it between your boys cheeks.

Did you see Josh give Carter that crazy Dominican Taco in the shower earlier?

He slid that thing Dominican Taco style like a credit card, left some residue.

by Baamboooclaat March 25, 2025

glossy taco

when you take a shit in a taco shell, then eat the taco then shitting it out then putting back in the taco then eating it, rinse and repeat.

Man 1: Im gonna go make a glossy taco brb
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024