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EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them
EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --
by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016
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Wife from another Life

Someone who envisions themselves with you but in this reality it would NEVER work, for practical reasons perhaps...
'' Eurgh, he was sooo hitting on me. I am his wife from another life''
by Dr Megge January 18, 2017
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Professional Caucasian Life-Prop

A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."

"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
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knife and drain your life

person 1: BLADEE DRAIN GANG TAKE A KNIFE AND DRAIN YOUR LIFE
person 2: please leave me alone you’ve been following me for half an hour
by anonymous January 31, 2023
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Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation
Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life
by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018
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Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018
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i hate my life

by herobean5836 May 12, 2022
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