Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

mexican fuck house

A group chat full of dirty minded cucks.

Ryan: Brother it is a Mexican fuck house today

by Mexican fuck house September 30, 2022

Mr mexican

Someone who looks mexican and likes girls with hairy butts.

He is probably a Mr mexican

by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!

Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill

by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022

mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

by EatThatRustyNail April 12, 2016

Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 07, 2022