Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.

Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today

by saurus84 August 19, 2025

Little bitch

Look up Little Bitch in any dictionary, and you'll see a photo of Chris M. He couldn't hack living in California, so he ran off back to Ohio. We then wrote a song about him

🎶 Ohio Chris, he ran away
Ohio Chris, he didn't want to play
Ohio Chris, tiny dick
Ohio Chris, you Little Bitch 🎶

by Jaydee437 August 29, 2025

Slavic little shit

The name for a obedient little sex slave that wants to suck your throbbing cock whenever you order him/her to do so.

Johnathon: "Connor is such a Slavic little shit, he sucks my erection whenever I order him to."

Connor: (Penis sucking noises) Mmmph... So thick~

by Connorhasbigchode August 30, 2025

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Little bit of this little bit of that

Deriving from South Western Sydney culture,

“Litta Bitta this litta Bitta that” is often used to explain what an ex-criminal is upto nowadays.

Chris k is known as one of the first too use this expression

Hey what’s been going on? What’re you doing for work nowadays?

“Little bit of this little bit of that” - Chris from
The area

by Kosto99 January 28, 2025