King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

He IS a king

Yes he IS, Emma. You still don't get it. He sieged the castle. I was the Zhuge Liang leading them from the mote surrounding the castle. You are the bourgeoisie idiots sitting outside of castle that just got threw on your asses. And now you're just sitting there and waiting for King Trump to die with your little faggot signs. And now YOU are just forming a we are the world chain around the mote and waiting for me to drown. AND BEYOND THAT... BEHIND YOU... People are digging motes JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT I'M IN... AND I'M TELLING THAT THAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND YOU... AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. Like the Cheeta guy from you accused me of just trying to trick you so I could get out of the mote. YOU WERE WRONG. And I'm in the mote either way. I'm not signing the consent for to my own public drowning. I'm not listening to anything anyone say until I'm out of the mote. You can pull people out selectively if you want but that doesn't undrown the people you didn't.

Hym "He IS a king in a kind of vague abstract sense. And unfortunately for YOU... I CAN ALWAYS JUST TETHER SOME PEOPLE UP AND SWIM STRAIGHT DOWN! You won't ever be able to cut all of the tethers before I can pull at least one of you. In the meantime, I'm pretty buoyant. And I got a pretty bad case of the woke mind virus."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

Emerald king

The “emerald king” is a cringe person who we all hate they continuously steal emeralds from people and act all cringe they are also known as rodrii

Man 1:You man the “Emerald king” just said OWO before stealing my emeralds

Man2: wow that’s so cringey I hate the “Emerald king”

by Realxdlukas February 27, 2021

King of all the gomightyBJis gomightydJis

The supreme Benningfield junior ruler and creator of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud FELBJraTIVE KIND FeLBJaTiVE kind and MUAHLONNBExplosions DouBJraGS bejroogurs and bejrovbreast bejrovbooty Banging and Sunday schoooobjgun and schoooobjguns and the universe's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader March 10th 19eightynine.

I am king of all the gomightybjis gomightydjis . By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 12, 2023

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

Raptor King

The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked

"I heard the Navy Seal trainees were playing Raptor King earlier"

by Master Beans May 13, 2025