EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

by annonymous 1223 XD April 09, 2016

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Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

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Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

by dame_dane July 27, 2022

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My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 31, 2021

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Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 10, 2021

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biggest hit of your life

When you hit that good good so hard, a little bit of pee comes out. You don't feel it immediately because you're sitting down, but when you stand up that shit hits you so hard you fall and hit your head straight on the counter and shart. Common side effects are hillusinations, munchies, and loss of consciousness.

If you take the biggest hit of your life, you will most likely wake up in the morning with shit in your pants and no recollection of the previous night.

by His_Dudelyness May 31, 2015

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