Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016

red leather couch

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

Red Scarf Girl

An all powerful asian god that sucks the blood from her enemies. She particularly hates people who don't believe in her. She has a legion of followers who will do things at her every command.

I worship the Red Scarf Girl.
Claire: Man Red Scarf Girl hates Dylan.
Scott: I know. He doesn't believe in her. smh

by applesandgrapes October 23, 2017

Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020