Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016

red leather couch

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

Spicy Red Wings

The use if hot sauce to kill the taste of earning your red wings. Very popular in the Detroit and Buffalo areas. Also referred to as a Frank's Red Hot, because we put that shit on everything.

I took my girl out for some Spicy Red Wings last night... Things got hot if you catch my drift.

by RearAdmiralButtz May 25, 2020

Red (top waifu)

Very very very very very very very very cute wholesome person who bullies npc a whole lot
She's like a really big bully but cute
She'll steal you lunch money by hugging you tell you pass out

Red (top waifu) is a cutie

Red (top waifu) is wholesome
Red (top waifu) is a big bully

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 8, 2020