Joeseph's mom 

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

Joeseph's mom by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022

Komi’s Mom 

Komi’s hot mom from Komi can’t communicate, like bra hotter than the sun. Very social, the opposite of her daughter. She is considered to be one of the greatest MILF’s of all time.

Komi’s mom is such a hot MILF I wish she was not married, then I realize she is an anime woman and wonder why I am upset a fictional character is married.

Komi’s Mom by Shuko Komi October 22, 2022

from Ohio mom

The buffest women on planet earth. Escaped Ohio and yeeted 10 million things outta the way.

Bruh, this mom is a from Ohio mom

from Ohio mom by susevil February 14, 2023

I'm gonna tell my mom 

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you

Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

I'm gonna tell my mom by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022

N-Mom 

A. The women with the world's largest tits. A large breasted women who is 40+ years of age who's tits are roughly the size of bowling balls.

B. Nicole's mom.

"Holy fuck dude! Have you seen the size of N-Mom's tits?"

"I know, there fuckin' huge!"

N-Mom by CuntHumper October 5, 2011

decent mom 

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

decent mom by thedude246 August 17, 2005

your mom 

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

your mom by CapPatrat December 28, 2005