decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 July 24, 2005

rip

To pass an enormously large amount of gas in someone's face.

Greg thought that if he looked real hard he could find a penny in my ass. While he was looking, I ripped.

(P.S. Greg is Jewish)

by thedude246 July 24, 2005