Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

mexican glamping

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb

since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

Sexc Mexican

Alex Romo

He is a sexc Mexican

by thiccasian February 26, 2017

Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Mexican Fuckbomb

A drink consisting of half a Modelo, 2 ounces of tequila, 1 ounce of rum, and a viagra pill.

“Try this drink I made bro, I call it The Mexican Fuckbomb.” “What’s in it?” “Don’t worry about it.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020