John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John Buckle

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.

“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”

by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021

st John's boy

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.

This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.

by Stow_e March 12, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

John Huggies

a mysterious british detective from 1870 who love tickling men

john huggies got revived by Dr. Jeffery Alvin Epstein in P. Diddy’s basement

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019