willy cheese 

Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.

girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "

willy cheese by FittDuckiies May 2, 2008

Cottage Cheese 

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

Cottage Cheese by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

snatch cheese 

The female equivalent of duck butter

Man that girl had such nasty snatch cheese, once I undid her pants I passed out.

snatch cheese by Ricecake March 24, 2005

under cheese 

Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

under cheese by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 23, 2006

magical cheese 

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

magical cheese by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003

mystery cheese 

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

mystery cheese by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

the cheese has a slice in it now 

a saying that means somehing can't be fixed or changed. Something happened that can't be helped or reversed, and the cheese has a slice in it.

"I can't believe you said that! You're so embarressing!"
"Well the cheese has a slice in it now!"

the cheese has a slice in it now by Calliope!who October 2, 2007