Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
Get the Hot Buttered MonkeyLovemug. Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
Get the mermaid buttermug. Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016
Get the peanut butter knifemug. When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
by Mikebe November 3, 2021
Get the Butter-side-downmug. Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.
It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
Get the Penis Butter Jelly Timemug. Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020
Get the Butteredmug. by kamudai April 21, 2021
Get the Buttermug.