When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
Get the Nose Slap Ass Gapmug. by Rofu May 4, 2022
Get the SLAPmug. When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017
Get the Deer slappingmug. by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
Get the don’t slap me, Will!!!mug. by H5bibbins August 16, 2024
Get the Suck and Slapmug. When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out
by Officialnwrd November 24, 2024
Get the Back-Slapmug.