Rip snortin' red

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.

"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"

by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

The Ohio Red Ring

When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends

Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !

by The first toe December 31, 2022

Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

Red Light Rhythm

When you're going from Point A to Point B and you seem to be running into every red light possible. You try to speed up, but it's no use.

I was caught in the red light rhythm and couldn't break out of it! FML

by YourWorstNightmare6 March 29, 2011

Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016