watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Orb of Water

A belligerent racist who wishes death to all non-white races.

Death to the Third World! Long live Europa, with Orb of Water!

by Orby Worby April 23, 2022

Water

Something you drink

Without water, we would all die

by heyitsmaheen January 1, 2022

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.

Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?

by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023

Spicy water

Used by white people.

Normal people call it Sprite.

"Hey Ashley, let's go to Starbucks and get sum Spicy water"

by NotAWhiteCunt August 29, 2017