poppin' one off

a euphemism for male masturbation
usually a "quicky"

Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off?
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly

by metrosexualbastard August 18, 2006

Kindly fuck off

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.

Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.

by Spyan May 7, 2020

ass-off laugh

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body

"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

off my head

high on drugs or drink , out of it not really here

"i took so many painkillers i was off my head"

by da junkie July 28, 2006

Pissed-off-ness

The feeling of being annoyed to a very high extent.

That way I would have got rid of all my pissed-off-ness.

by Mohammad November 14, 2003

rats off to ya

A spoof of the popular term "Hats off to ya".

"Rats off to ya, Tom Peters!"

by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005

jag off

when you let something good go to waste
(money, pussy)

1. I jagged 100 dollars off on the
casino boat.
2. I jagged a free hair cut waiting
on you.

by octavia April 30, 2003