Amsterdam Mr Whippy

When a female prostitute squats over you and takes a runny shit on your chest

I paid £50 for an Amsterdam Mr Whippy last night, I even licked the frosting

by PollyPocket4 February 7, 2021

No More Mr. Nice Guy

A song by Alice Cooper.

And a phrase too if you want. self-explanatory...

Pretty much my new life starting today!
Fuck everyone else. I will never help another person ever again!

Also, this phrase is usually triggered by "Hooray for me and Fuck you!"

Fuck this, Fuck everybody! It's always Hooray for me and fuck you. Well thats it, No More Mr. Nice Guy!

you know what.. i'm gonna listen to that song right now!

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm, I'm gettin' mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene

My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawwed my eyes
Mom's been thrown out the social circle
And dad has to hide
I went to church, incognito
When everybody rose, the Reverand Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose
He said,

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene

by jeffffffffffffffffffffffffff June 11, 2011

mr. carapace clavicle moundshroud

the protagonist ( representing death ) in the novel and 1993 animated movie "THE HALLOWEEN TREE". The movie dipicts said character as having a greenish yellow color and knowing all sorts of facts about past Halloweens and death rituals. plus, he has magical powers

The children learned loads from the magical trip with Mr. Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud.

by scribbles-maggibbles February 22, 2009

Mr. Hear Your Girl

A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.

Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.

by Baasha91 June 26, 2019

Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde

1. A Robert Louis Stevenson classic novel written about the inner struggle of a man, Dr. Henry Jeckyll, who had the choice of becomming his alter-ego Mr. Edward Hyde. In the end, the evil Hyde overcomes him, and he dies.

2. An amazing Alchoholic Beverage.

We have to read Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde by wednesday!
Go pick up some Jeckyll and Hyde while you're out.

by Ian Kaulwell December 8, 2007

mrs. so and so erson

So and So's stepmom. She has questionable taste... and like a million jogging suits.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!"

"Yes, Mrs. So and So Erson."

by SMD January 29, 2005

Mr. Triple Rainbow Gay

Someone who is so very gay that it's undeniable at this point.

Person A: OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DANNY WENT TO ANDREW, MR. TRIPLE RAINBOW GAY, TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS????

Person B: That's, like, the best description of Andrew-

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018