John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019

john arnolding

Have sex with a girthy penis so hard the banjo bleeds

I John arnolded last night with betty
John arnolding

by Kellogg's s March 31, 2015

John

A hot straight guy

Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls

by anonymous October 12, 2022

Hayden john

A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house

Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?

by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022

King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!

Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!

by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023