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Alabama Beanstalk 

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night
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alaskan beanie 

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.
Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

Wheat Beans 

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat
Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!
Wheat Beans by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

eating beans

''this nibba eating beans''

Shook Beans

Shook Beans is the most relevant YouTube channel Bintou is my QuEeNnNnN!!! Ilysm Bintou you are the best dancer and singer!!!
Friend: Who is Shook Beans?

Me: Only the best YouTuber Ever!

Friend: *Binge Watches Bintou* She really is!!!!
Shook Beans by Shookbeansfan!!!!! September 28, 2018

Watermelon beans 

The things inside fruits that you shouldn’t swallow, or risk making a watermelon baby.
Saresi won’t eat watermelon beans and Lowe can’t stop laughing about it.